Ben Got A Life Jacket

I Was 2 when i played legends of zelda , now i play it WAY more than i used to

One Day

one day some old man was eating bread and Computer software and i said ''yo man wuz uppppp'' then he shot me in the arm and took my wallet then left, but in some way i got this weird dvd with toucan sam on it then i went in my room to play it and my mom took it and threw it in the trash because she dosnt like scary games and she is afraid of the muppets

YEA

so i played it because i am a gangster rebel and bthat ben statue was smoking sum weed all chillin' out like a boss then i shot it, blew it up, and died THE END